February 2012
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“Fandom is focus. Fandom is obsession. Fandom is insatiable consumption. Fandom...”
– http://hesychasm.livejournal.com/187818.html (via simplesignifier)
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tumblr a month ago: SOPA AND PIPA ARE GUNNA KILL THE INTERNET!!!
tumblr a week ago: THAT DAD PUNISHING HIS CHILD BY SHOOTING HER LAPTOP?!!? OH MY GOD KILL THE MOTHERFUCKER
tumblr a few days ago: WHERE IS THE FUCKING AIRPORT??!?!!!? I DON'T KNOW WHERE I HAVE BEEN GOING THE PAST THREE HOURS
tumblr today: LISTEN HERE CUMSLUT I AM A PROFESSIONAL IN BIRDOLOGY AND I KNOW CHOCOLATE KILLS CGI BIRDS!!!!
quanticos:
powerpals:
i don’t understand shark movies i mean just get out of the water
YEAH OK
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why can't i have a kitten. I WANT ONE TO PET AND...
i-like-yoshi:
lazybina:
WHY CANT YOU HAVE A KITTEN BINA???? :(
THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE MOST TRAGIC STORY IVE EVER HEARD
EVERYONE KNOWS HOW MUCH YOU LOVE CATS WHY CANT YOU HAVE ONE
YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD REASON OR I MIGHT SEND YOU A KITTEN IN THE MAIL >:I
BECAUSE MY MOM IS A GOSH DANG BUTT IS WHY
ALL I WANT IN MY LIFE IS TO BE ABLE TO COME HOME AFTER A HARD DAY AT WORK/SCHOOL, GRAB...
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me when first playing assassin's creed: "i will be a good sneaky assassin and not run, not go fast on my horse, and not disturb citizens!"
me after thirty minutes of playing assassin's creed: runs everywhere
me: punches beggars
me: tramples over hundreds of innocent people with horse
me: punches more beggars
why can't i have a kitten. I WANT ONE TO PET AND...
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dirkingoff:
merofero:
funimationentertainment:
what if nima is right
what if vic mignogna is just a hitman for funimation and when you don’t buy a dvd he gets in his car and runs you over and as you lay there in pain he goes up to your body and whispers “you should have been watching” and walks back in his car and drives away laughing
always watching
OH GOd
sparklysloth:
catbountry:
shwoosaysthings:
thatbitchdeltrice:
joshpoke:
koloktos:
joshpoke:
grizzlybearcub:
when high school kids complain about midterms
when people complain about people complaining
when people
when
Well, this rustles my jimmies.
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Neat.
kymehra:
…Jake is pansexual? What are you doing Jake, you can’t start being my favorite character, not now…
Hussie will destroy you soon, and the fandom will be in the flames of a shipping apocalypse.
some men just want to watch the fandom burn
Having homework over the weekend...
heyfunniest:
Friday: “Psh, I’ll do it all on Sunday.”
Sunday:
Having a Bad day? LAUGH & CLICK HERE!!
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a fart is the scream of a trapped poo
bigtimerussian:
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
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whoreoscopes:
doomf:
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
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whips out bubble pipe and sheds a single tear
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i would just like to say that tumblr user i-like-yoshi is an internet pal whose presence is something i fondly regard not only tumblr
but also
~in my heart~
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Future child: What did you do when you were my age?
Me: ....
Don't say talked to strangers on the internet
Don't say obsessed about gay fictional characters
Don't say fanfiction
Don't say sobbed over celebrities
Future child: Mommy?
Me: We searched for airports.
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