so i’ve been seeing all these “matching outfit otps” on tumblr

and i’m here to school ur sorry butts on thE MOST TRUEST MATCHING OTP

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look at these two rocking some davejade colours it is obvious they planned this

it doesn’t matter that dave’s wearing black pants THEY’RE BOTH IN SUITS OK

and we all know that the complementary chest accessory of a tie is a bowtie

don’t pretend it isn’t

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can you say MATCHING COLOUR BRO PARTNERS???? because i sure as sugar can

it’s pretty obvious that the thousands of pages worth of pesterlogs that dave sent john was actually them co-ordinating their future outfits

(john is just embarrassed so he pretends he hasn’t read them)

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idk i saw a johnrose one where it was all complementary colours so here’s one too

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so ok you may think there’s nothing similar about their god-tier jam jams, BUT LOOK AGAIN FRIENDS

THOSE TWO CLEARLY BOTH HAVE FLOWING NECK ATTACHMENTS

wow that isn’t even a coincidence it’s like the game knows that they’re meant to be and creates their outfits accordingly

skaia smiles down upon you and your passionate man-love you rascally pals

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WOW GUYS CAN YOU MAKE YOUR MATCHING OUTFITS ANY LESS SUBTLE?? geez way to make everyone uncomfortable with how co-ordinated they are

they’re like the couple who goes to the christmas party in matching sweaters and makes out all night under the mistletoe because WOW, THEY ARE SO IN LOVE

we can see the blue all over your face dave don’t even deny

and john come on the red shoes??? you think we wouldn’t make the connection?? you fellas have another thing coming if you don’t let me tell you

and ok if you don’t believe me about any of these outfits i have an ace up my sleeve

GET READY FOR THE KICKER

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MATCHING DIAPERS

'NUFF SAID OTP CONFIRMED EVERYONE GO HOME

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binart:

binart:

lazy background practice turned johndave :B 
i guess this also counts as day 1 & 2 of the improve your drawing challenge since i’m about to go sleep the rest of today away LMFAO

reblarghh

eheheh

binart:

binart:

lazy background practice turned johndave :B 

i guess this also counts as day 1 & 2 of the improve your drawing challenge since i’m about to go sleep the rest of today away LMFAO

reblarghh

eheheh

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pruprupastapants:

A new teammate.

help i cant stop 

"stop being cute."

DKJFLJDF AAHHHH <333 AND THE WAY HE CARRIES EGBERT LIKE A BABY AT THE END KFLJGSLFG

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p33p:

livestream doodle sort of whatsit
its doomed timeline john and dave
because i am an angst whore
and it feels so good

p33p:

livestream doodle sort of whatsit

its doomed timeline john and dave

because i am an angst whore

and it feels so good

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askthosedouchebags:

DAVE: YOU HEARD HIM JOHN GIVE THE MAN HIS SLAB

JOHN: okay hypothetically, how bad would it be if i didn’t have the slab?

DAVE: thats not even a hypothetical situation because i dont have the slab and if i dont have the slab then ergo you must have the slab by process of elimination so could you please just GIVE THE GHOST HIS SLAB BEFORE WE SUFFER THE CURSE

JOHN: do you remember when i said hypothetically i might not have the slab?

JOHN: that’s actually how things are. i don’t have the slab.

DAVE: YOURE BREAKING MY BALLS HERE JOHN

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