DAVE: YOU HEARD HIM JOHN GIVE THE MAN HIS SLAB
JOHN: okay hypothetically, how bad would it be if i didn’t have the slab?
DAVE: thats not even a hypothetical situation because i dont have the slab and if i dont have the slab then ergo you must have the slab by process of elimination so could you please just GIVE THE GHOST HIS SLAB BEFORE WE SUFFER THE CURSE
JOHN: do you remember when i said hypothetically i might not have the slab?
JOHN: that’s actually how things are. i don’t have the slab.
DAVE: YOURE BREAKING MY BALLS HERE JOHN