[muffled davejohn being canon in the distance]
i will animate this one day
and i’m here to school ur sorry butts on thE MOST TRUEST MATCHING OTP
look at these two rocking some davejade colours it is obvious they planned this
it doesn’t matter that dave’s wearing black pants THEY’RE BOTH IN SUITS OK
and we all know that the complementary chest accessory of a tie is a bowtie
don’t pretend it isn’t
can you say MATCHING COLOUR BRO PARTNERS???? because i sure as sugar can
it’s pretty obvious that the thousands of pages worth of pesterlogs that dave sent john was actually them co-ordinating their future outfits
(john is just embarrassed so he pretends he hasn’t read them)
idk i saw a johnrose one where it was all complementary colours so here’s one too
so ok you may think there’s nothing similar about their god-tier jam jams, BUT LOOK AGAIN FRIENDS
THOSE TWO CLEARLY BOTH HAVE FLOWING NECK ATTACHMENTS
wow that isn’t even a coincidence it’s like the game knows that they’re meant to be and creates their outfits accordingly
skaia smiles down upon you and your passionate man-love you rascally pals
WOW GUYS CAN YOU MAKE YOUR MATCHING OUTFITS ANY LESS SUBTLE?? geez way to make everyone uncomfortable with how co-ordinated they are
they’re like the couple who goes to the christmas party in matching sweaters and makes out all night under the mistletoe because WOW, THEY ARE SO IN LOVE
we can see the blue all over your face dave don’t even deny
and john come on the red shoes??? you think we wouldn’t make the connection?? you fellas have another thing coming if you don’t let me tell you
and ok if you don’t believe me about any of these outfits i have an ace up my sleeve
GET READY FOR THE KICKER
MATCHING DIAPERS
‘NUFF SAID OTP CONFIRMED EVERYONE GO HOME
blehs!!!
sweet catch!!
John/dave for Vojir (who requested John) and Zipra
