o damn roxy’s hot

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jj-homo:

starshapedcookies:

pir8crabs:

Alternia has ghosts and zombies.

Alternia has ruins and big swatches of open countryside with only a hive or two scattered here and there.

There are mountain ranges and huge valleys with all manner of vicious beasts.

Here there be dragons, for fuck’s sake.

But no, let’s not talk about that.

Let’s talk about some bullshit sadstuck theory for the millionth goddamn time.

thank you

well anger and dispute aside, it’s true, alternia is probably one of the greatest fucking geographic landscapes in a while

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bioterrorist:

teletubbiesmpreg:

maltedpotatoes:

mum, dad…

i’m a homestuck

the bible says adam and eve not john and dave

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are you sure about that

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remember how the homestuck fandom raised 2.5 million dollars and nobody talks about it anymore

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oh look new least favourite character
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new favourite insult? new favourite insult

new favourite insult? new favourite insult

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so i’ve been seeing all these “matching outfit otps” on tumblr

and i’m here to school ur sorry butts on thE MOST TRUEST MATCHING OTP

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look at these two rocking some davejade colours it is obvious they planned this

it doesn’t matter that dave’s wearing black pants THEY’RE BOTH IN SUITS OK

and we all know that the complementary chest accessory of a tie is a bowtie

don’t pretend it isn’t

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can you say MATCHING COLOUR BRO PARTNERS???? because i sure as sugar can

it’s pretty obvious that the thousands of pages worth of pesterlogs that dave sent john was actually them co-ordinating their future outfits

(john is just embarrassed so he pretends he hasn’t read them)

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idk i saw a johnrose one where it was all complementary colours so here’s one too

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so ok you may think there’s nothing similar about their god-tier jam jams, BUT LOOK AGAIN FRIENDS

THOSE TWO CLEARLY BOTH HAVE FLOWING NECK ATTACHMENTS

wow that isn’t even a coincidence it’s like the game knows that they’re meant to be and creates their outfits accordingly

skaia smiles down upon you and your passionate man-love you rascally pals

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WOW GUYS CAN YOU MAKE YOUR MATCHING OUTFITS ANY LESS SUBTLE?? geez way to make everyone uncomfortable with how co-ordinated they are

they’re like the couple who goes to the christmas party in matching sweaters and makes out all night under the mistletoe because WOW, THEY ARE SO IN LOVE

we can see the blue all over your face dave don’t even deny

and john come on the red shoes??? you think we wouldn’t make the connection?? you fellas have another thing coming if you don’t let me tell you

and ok if you don’t believe me about any of these outfits i have an ace up my sleeve

GET READY FOR THE KICKER

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MATCHING DIAPERS

'NUFF SAID OTP CONFIRMED EVERYONE GO HOME

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That moment where this takes up the majority of your life:

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Evidence of Dave’s Feelings for John:

herolancebromance:

Okay, let me just preface this with an explanation. A hate blog recently popped up that said that JohnDave was incredibly stupid, and that even the notion of Dave having feelings for John was impossible. I challenged that, saying there is lots of evidence in canon saying that, on the contrary, Dave might well have feelings for John.

I was challenged to refute that. There were many rewards if I won. I wasn’t interested in the rewards, really. I just wanted a chance to put together a list to explain to people who consider this a crackship and impossible that it is very possible! 

As such, I put together a 9.5 page microsoft word document in 10.5 font, detailing SOME of the reasons why I believe it’s very possible and likely that Dave has feelings for John. I am posting all of it under the cut. It is by no means comprehensive (there are lots of things left out that I plan on filling in eventually), and much of it is refutation of claims established by the hate blog.

The hate blog promptly switched urls, deleted their posts, and stopped with the hate. I’m assuming this means that my evidence was good enough to change their minds. But nevermind that. 

Enjoy.

(Also, I’m very sorry if there are silly grammatical mistakes! I finished this around four in the morning!)

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wow who cares if them getting together never becomes canon THIS IS PERFECTLY OK FOR ME LMFAO <33

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