so i’ve been seeing all these “matching outfit otps” on tumblr

and i’m here to school ur sorry butts on thE MOST TRUEST MATCHING OTP

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look at these two rocking some davejade colours it is obvious they planned this

it doesn’t matter that dave’s wearing black pants THEY’RE BOTH IN SUITS OK

and we all know that the complementary chest accessory of a tie is a bowtie

don’t pretend it isn’t

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can you say MATCHING COLOUR BRO PARTNERS???? because i sure as sugar can

it’s pretty obvious that the thousands of pages worth of pesterlogs that dave sent john was actually them co-ordinating their future outfits

(john is just embarrassed so he pretends he hasn’t read them)

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idk i saw a johnrose one where it was all complementary colours so here’s one too

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so ok you may think there’s nothing similar about their god-tier jam jams, BUT LOOK AGAIN FRIENDS

THOSE TWO CLEARLY BOTH HAVE FLOWING NECK ATTACHMENTS

wow that isn’t even a coincidence it’s like the game knows that they’re meant to be and creates their outfits accordingly

skaia smiles down upon you and your passionate man-love you rascally pals

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WOW GUYS CAN YOU MAKE YOUR MATCHING OUTFITS ANY LESS SUBTLE?? geez way to make everyone uncomfortable with how co-ordinated they are

they’re like the couple who goes to the christmas party in matching sweaters and makes out all night under the mistletoe because WOW, THEY ARE SO IN LOVE

we can see the blue all over your face dave don’t even deny

and john come on the red shoes??? you think we wouldn’t make the connection?? you fellas have another thing coming if you don’t let me tell you

and ok if you don’t believe me about any of these outfits i have an ace up my sleeve

GET READY FOR THE KICKER

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MATCHING DIAPERS

'NUFF SAID OTP CONFIRMED EVERYONE GO HOME

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john is my spirit animal

john is my spirit animal

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treetewwun:

Somethings wrong with John.

are u ok

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nitramp:

drew angry john to wind out my own rage eh
not even trying to make this look half presentable i just don’t care at all

*w*

nitramp:

drew angry john to wind out my own rage eh

not even trying to make this look half presentable i just don’t care at all

*w*

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ponpondirk:

how can you not love this guy i mean seriously

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norhuu:

Davesprite/Doomed John commission. Ink. 

norhuu:

Davesprite/Doomed John commission. Ink. 

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